babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING SO HARD LIKE CAN YOU IMAGINE YOUNG PERCY WHEN HE FIRST DISCOVERED HE COULD TALK TO SEA CREATURE S 

LIKE MAYBE ONE DAY HIS MOM TOOK HIM TO THE AQUARIUM I DONT KNOW AND LITTLE PERCY IS JUST “Hi fishies!” aND HE HEARS”Hello young man” AND HIS FACE EXPRESSION IS JUST HOLY SHIT

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jaclcfrost:

reading fics that are so good at handling the characters that you can hear their dialogue in their voices and actually imagine the scenarios being presented like

hell yeah

hell yeah

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webbabe:

a girl told me that i dont have a boyfriend because im “a slut” and “guys dont like sluts” which is funny because i thought i didnt have one because im gay 

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you-wish-you-had-this-url:

I got four extra credit points for this.

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

I got four extra credit points for this.

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thekenzownsyou:

I must be cursed.

dragon225girl #selenaprobs

avril-lasagne:

letushear:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

As he got older, his perception of reality became distorted. 

as he became older he got more and more bored with reality. when youre technically perfect the only place you can go is surreal

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michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

"whats a movie"

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v-for-valkyr:

bubblewarrior:

OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE YOU ANON

STICK TO THE STUFF YOU KNOW, ANON

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pizza-is-the-key:

The gays are on sale

pizza-is-the-key:

The gays are on sale

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Unfortunately, the show is wrong, on both counts. Changing a scene from consensual sex to rape is not just a pedantic issue of accuracy—it’s a problem with story. The Daenerys Targaryen who falls in love with a man who granted her respect when no one else would is different from the Daenerys Targaryen who fell in love with her rapist. It changes that relationship. (Dany falling in love with Drogo, and calling him her “sun and stars,” makes a whole lot more sense now, doesn’t it?)

Similarly, Jaime is a figure of chivalric love in the books—despite his arrogance and ruthlessness, his devotion and sense of duty to Cersei, the only woman he has ever loved, is so fervent as to border on adoration. Admittedly, the show can’t rely on his point-of-view chapters, as the book does, to communicate that love. But given what we have seen Cersei Lannister capable of—her ex-husband is hardly the only man she’s had killed—is it even conceivable that she would stand for it? Jaime raping Cersei is a major anomaly for these two characters—even based purely on what we’ve seen in the show. It’s just not something that either character would do.

*tosses Bernioff and Weiss into a trashcan* (via tramampoline)

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pomeranianprivilege:

being nice to people who are harassing you is a survival tactic. girls learn this by the time they turn 12, if you flat out tell a guy no, he’ll become angry & the situation will get worse, sometimes even violent. you are taught to be nice and let them down easy, which then you are accused of “leading them on”. There is no winning, you just got to choose which you find less horrible.

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coooooooooooooulson:

nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

image

fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

THAT WAS THE BEST THING I EVER LEARNED IN SCHOOL OMGi laughed for like a century about it

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tobecomeaprince:

look i wanna be straight up w/ you guys if you ever wanna just come to my askbox and headcanon-jam or talk about characters or something idk like you should just do it we dont already have to be friends or anything

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A truth that’s told with bad intent
Beats all the lies you can invent.
— ― William Blake (via psych-quotes)

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